Everyone Should Know

I love cooking my children and my pets.

Remember, punctuation is important.

Accordion

Chatting online, and the conversation made me think of this one.


Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and an accordion?

A: You have to plug in the vacuum cleaner before it sucks.

How Many?

So, this guy sees his wife crying after reading a news story of the internet.

He says, 'what's wrong honey?'

She says, 'two Brazilian people died in a skydiving accident today.'

The husband says,' I understand it's terrible and all but why are you crying?'

She exclaims, ' do you even know how many people that is?! I don't even know how many people one brazillion is.'

He's Actually Funny

 I thought of posting these as text, but some are better spoken, and I wanted to be sure these folks got proper credit.


http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/jamies-joke-of-the-week-090913.htm