Years ago, I was a warehouse manager for a small manufacturing firm. One day, a shipment came in, packed with foam blocks, instead of the more common peanuts.
Struck by a sudden inspiration, I set up the foam blocks in a circular pattern, with every two blocks supporting a third. When I was done, I had a miniature copy of a famous archaeological site in England.
I turned to my assistant and said, "Look! Foam-henge!"
Sunday, March 23, 2014
Sunday, March 16, 2014
The Celebration
At a local bar, a large group of blond women came in, obviously celebrating. As they entered, they were chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" They ordered several rounds of drinks, chanting all the while.
Finally, the bartender got curious, and asked what they were celebrating.
"Well, we bought this jigsaw puzzle, and it said on the box, "2 to 4 years", but we finished it in only 51 days!"
Finally, the bartender got curious, and asked what they were celebrating.
"Well, we bought this jigsaw puzzle, and it said on the box, "2 to 4 years", but we finished it in only 51 days!"
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