You Lost Your What?

Another of my favorite stupid jokes...

"I lost my khakis!"

Everywhere in the world, you're naked. Except in Massachusetts. There, you're OK, but you can't drive.

Me, Too

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.

What Exactly Should I Do?

OK, so there's a major snowstorm on the way. I live in New England. It has happened before.

But, we're all being told to "hunker down".

How do you hunker?

And, why is it always down?