Psychics meeting; if you don't know where and when, you're not invited.

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

This Is A Joke

If you get it, pat yourself on the back.

Q: Say something in Spanish.

A: Algo.

One of my favorite dumb jokes. Q: How do you top a car? A: Tep on the brake, Toopid!

The past,present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.