If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

This Is A Joke

If you get it, pat yourself on the back.

Q: Say something in Spanish.

A: Algo.

One of my favorite dumb jokes. Q: How do you top a car? A: Tep on the brake, Toopid!

The past,present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

I heard that President Trump wants to outlaw shredded cheese, because he wants to make America grate again.

I think I've stumbled on a truth. The reason the world is in such terrible shape is because a whole generation grew up without Captain Kangaroo.

Not everyone will get this. "Say something in Spanish." "Algo."