A stupid joke for today -
Q: Do they have the Fourth of July in England?
A: Yes, but they don't have Independence Day.

Has anyone ever noticed that the abbreviation for "carton" (crtn) is the same as for "crouton"?

I Had To

You know I don't usually post pictures. But, in this case, I had to,

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Canned, and Junk.

A rabbi, a cook, and an aardvark walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Psychics meeting; if you don't know where and when, you're not invited.