I Had To

You know I don't usually post pictures. But, in this case, I had to,

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Canned, and Junk.

A rabbi, a cook, and an aardvark walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Psychics meeting; if you don't know where and when, you're not invited.

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

This Is A Joke

If you get it, pat yourself on the back.

Q: Say something in Spanish.

A: Algo.