A Pet Peeve

Time for a pet peeve.

Have you ever noticed the little packets of dessicant packed with your order? It always says "Do not eat". Now, who in heck opens up a stereo, or a rug, or a suitcase, and says, "Oh, look! A snack!"

A stupid joke for today -
Q: Do they have the Fourth of July in England?
A: Yes, but they don't have Independence Day.

Has anyone ever noticed that the abbreviation for "carton" (crtn) is the same as for "crouton"?

I Had To

You know I don't usually post pictures. But, in this case, I had to,

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Canned, and Junk.

A rabbi, a cook, and an aardvark walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"