Stolen Joke

I stole this from my son.


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The Higgs Boson walks into a church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here, this is a place of faith."

The Higgs Boson replies, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
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And, as often happens, I then thought of this one.


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Two hydrogen atoms are walking when one says, "I think I lost my electron."


The other says, "Are you sure?"


"Yes, I'm positive."
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