Haunted French pancakes
give me the crepes.
Velcro . . . What a
rip-off!
A cartoonist was found
dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner
again?? Oh deer!
The earthquake in Washington
obviously was the government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist.
He has fillings, too.
Did you hear about the
cross-eyed teacher who lost her job? She
couldn't
control her pupils.
When you
get bladder infection, urine trouble.
Broken
pencils are pointless.
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