Monday, October 16, 2017

One of my favorite dumb jokes. Q: How do you top a car? A: Tep on the brake, Toopid!

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Sunday, September 17, 2017

I heard that President Trump wants to outlaw shredded cheese, because he wants to make America grate again.

Thursday, August 24, 2017

I think I've stumbled on a truth. The reason the world is in such terrible shape is because a whole generation grew up without Captain Kangaroo.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Not everyone will get this. "Say something in Spanish." "Algo."

Monday, July 24, 2017

A Shakespearian actor gets a meat stain on his tie, and shouts, "Out, out! Spam dot!"

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Who the heck was Ken Tucky? And why is a state named after him?