Monday, October 21, 2013

Everyone Should Know

I love cooking my children and my pets.

Remember, punctuation is important.


Chatting online, and the conversation made me think of this one.

Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and an accordion?

A: You have to plug in the vacuum cleaner before it sucks.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

How Many?

So, this guy sees his wife crying after reading a news story of the internet.
He says, 'what's wrong honey?'
She says, 'two Brazilian people died in a skydiving accident today.'
The husband says,' I understand it's terrible and all but why are you crying?'
She exclaims, ' do you even know how many people that is?! I don't even know how many people one brazillion is.'

Saturday, October 19, 2013

He's Actually Funny

 I thought of posting these as text, but some are better spoken, and I wanted to be sure these folks got proper credit.