Wednesday, June 26, 2013

I Love This One

One of my favorite dumb jokes:

Q: What do you call a midget clairvoyant who just escaped from prison?

A: A small medium at large

Saturday, June 22, 2013

GPS Fail

OK, this isn't really a joke, but I did find it amusing.

I was driving the other day, glancing at my GPS from time to time.

At one point, to get from one road to the next, I had to go along a short stretch that went between the two roads.

Apparently, my GPS didn't know what to call that little stretch. When I glanced at the display, it said "Driving on road".

I thought, "That's nice to know". I wonder, if I took a hard right here, would it change to "Driving on sidewalk"?

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Chuck Norris

I love websites that are just plain silly. One is Chuck Norris Facts (

It's a little uneven. Some are not as funny as others. A few simply aren't, at all. Some are absolutely priceless. Below is one of my favorites.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the
wrong number. You answer the
wrong phone.