Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Some Really Stupid Ones

My son and I recently spent some time trading some of the stupidest jokes we know. Enjoy!

Q: What's the greatest thing about living in Switzerland?
A: ....The flag's a plus.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because he felt crummy.

Q: What do you call a dog with three legs and steel balls?
A: Sparky

Q: What you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter. He won't come, anyway.

Q: What did the constipated mathematician do?
A: He worked it out with a pencil!

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