My son and I recently spent some time trading some of the stupidest jokes we know. Enjoy!
A: ....The flag's a plus.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because he felt crummy.
Q: What do you call a dog with three legs and steel balls?
Q: What you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter. He won't come, anyway.
Q: What did the constipated mathematician do?
A: He worked it out with a pencil!