Monday, July 23, 2012

Couple Of Short Ones

Speaker: Nothing that is false ever does anybody any good!
Old Man in Audience: Yer wrong, stranger. I got false teeth an' they do me a lot of good.
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anybody can roast beef.



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