Sunday, July 15, 2012


Drunk: Whash ya lookin' for?
Policeman: We're looking for a drowned man.
Drunk (after trying really hard to think): Why do ya need one?

Drunk, to bystander: Shay, call me a cab, willya?
Bystander: Excuse me, sir. I'm not a doorman, I'm a naval officer.
Drunk: Okay, then. Call me a boat, jush so's I can get home.

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