Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro . . . What a rip-off!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner again?? Oh deer!
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job? She
couldn't control her pupils.
When you get bladder infection, urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.